The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcas- tic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflec- tion over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie The invisible smilie ..-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smilie :] - Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) - Variation on a theme... :} - What should we call these? (what?) :) - Happy :> - what? @ - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - what? :{ - what? :O - Yelling :C - what? :Q - what? :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses |I - Asleep |^o -Snoring And still more variations on the theme... :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, though. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe ..-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley Cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee O |-) net.religion |-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surprise :-o Suspense 8-| Male :- Female >- Birth |-O Death 8-# Infinity 8 From: ukalim00@mcl.ucsb.edu (Maxim Kalika) Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii Subject: Line: Smiley :-) Date: 22 Jan 1996 04:53:09 -0600 Alexander Rozenberg (alx@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu) wrote: THE OFFICIAL SMILEY DICTIONARY ----------------------------------------------------------------- :-) Basic smiley :^) Smiley with a personality :) Midget smiley <:-l Dunce smiley ,-) Winking happy smiley :=) Orangutan smiley (-: Left hand smiley >:-> Devilish smiley (:-) Simley big face >:-l Klington smiley (:-( Very unhappy smiley @:-) Smiley wearing a turban ,-} Wry and winking smiley @:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser 8-O Omigod C=:-) Chef smiley '-) Winking smiley X:-) Little kid with a propeller beanie :-# My lips are scaled [:-) Smiley wearing a walkman :-* Kiss [:] Robot smiley :-/ Skeptical smiley {:-) Smiley wears a toupee :-> Sarcastic smiley l^o Hepcat smiley :-@ Screaming smiley }:^#) Pointy nosed smiley :-d Said with a smile :-(=) Bucktooth smiley :-V Shouting smiley O-) Message from cyclops :-X A big wet kiss :-3 Handlebar mustache smiley :-\ Undecided smiley : = Beaver smiley :-] Smiley blockhead :-" Whistling smiley ;-( Crying smiley P-( Pirate smiley >;-> A very lewd remark was just made ;^) Smirking smiley ?-( Black eye %-) Smiley after staring at a screen for 15 hours straight ):-( Nordic smiley d:-) Baseball smiley 3:] Lucy my pet dog smiley :8) Pigishsmiley :-& Tongue tied :-7 Smirking smiley 8:-) Little girl smiley ):-) Impish smiley :-)8< Big girl smiley :/\) Extremely bignosed smiley :-0 Talkaktive smiley 8(:-) Mickey Mouse :-6 Smiley after eating something spicy +:-) Priest smiley ([( Robocop O:-) Angel smiley :-(*) That comment made me sick :-< Walrus smiley &-l That made me cry :-? Smiley smokes a pipe :-e Disappointed smiley :-E Bucktoothed vampire :( Sad-turtle smiley :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-Q Smoking smiley :,( Crying smiley :-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley :-P Nyahhhh! :-[ Vampire smiley :-S What you say make no sense :-a Smiley touching her tongue to her nose :-{ Mustache :-C Real unhappy smiley :-{} Smiley waers lipstick :-r Smiley raspberry :-t Pouting smiley :-W Speak with forked tongue X-( You are brain dead l-O Smiley is yawing l:-O Flattop loudmouth smiley $-) Yuppie smiley :-! Foot in mouth :---) You lie like pinnochio O-) Smiley after smoking a banana =:-) Smiley is a punk =:-( Real punk never smiles 3:[ Pitbull smiley 8<:-) Smiley is a wizard :#) Drunk smiley 8-# Dead smiley B-) Smiley wears glasses |-( Smiley lost his contact lenses 8-) Smiley with big eye... perhaps wearing contact lenses... H-) Cross-eyed smiley ]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses (cool, therefore no smile, only a smirk!) V^J Smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (tip head on right to see) +-( Smiley, shot between the eyes ~:-P Smiley with one single hair BI A frog THE UNOFFICIAL SMILEY DICTIONARY ----------------------------------------------------------------- :-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over UN!X. ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sar- castic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley. :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.